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pappu aane girlgriend ke pita se milne geya …

ladki ka pita – mai nhi chahta ki meri beti aapni puri jindegi ek murkh insan ke sath gujare …

pappu – baas uncle islea to mai ise yanha se le jane aaya hun…..

de jute………de chappal……….😂😁😂😁

 

golu – tumhari aankh kyun suji hui hai ?

molu – kal meri patni ke birthday per cake lekar geya tha 

golu – lekin iska aankh sujne se kya sambandh hai ?????

molu – mere patni ke naam tapasya hai lekin bebkhoob dukandar ne likh diya 

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAMASYA” 😂😁😂😁

 

dukandar – maine aapko dukan ki ek ek chappal dikha di ,

ab ek bhi baki nhi hai …

ledies – wo samne wali dibba mai kya hai????

dukandar – behen rehem kar thoda , usme mera LUNCH box hai 

 

Hindi kese humare urja aur samay bachata hai dekhiye 

in english – i ama sorry , i can not hear you properly ,can you please repeat whats the matter ???

in hindi –  ” हैं ” 😝😜😝

 

cycal wale ne ek aadmi ko takkar mar di aur bola bhai sahanb aapp bahut kismat wale hai 

aadmi – ek to tune mujhe takkar mari aur uper se mujhe kismat wala kehta hai 

cycal wala – aaj chutti hai to cycal chalata hun nhi to mai trauck chalata hun 😁😂😁

 

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dukandar – kesa shut dikhau ????

mahila – padosan tadap-tadap kar dum tod de esa ….😝😜😝😜

 

sirf amitabh bachhan  ne aapne bete ABHI ko bachpan mai sahi sikhya di 

beta abhi padhlo baad mai aish ke sath rahna 

 

jab shadishuda aadmi kahe ki wo soch kar batayega 

to iska sidha sidha matlab hota hai ki wo apne biwi se puch kar batayega 

 

do padosan aapas mai baat kar rehi thi 

pehli padosan – tumhe pata hai 24 shal tak mere koi   aulad nhi hui 

dusri padosan – to fir tune kya kiya ???😮😮😮

pehli padosan – jab mai 24 shal ki hui tab gharbalo ne jake meri shadi karbai fir jake munna hua 😝😜

dusri padosan  ICU mai hai 

 

aajkal ke bachho se to machhar jyada RESPONSIBLE hai 

sham hote hi ghar to aa jat hai 😝😜

 

khoon mai tere garmi , garmi mai tera khoon…….

uper suraj niche dhrti bich mai MAY aur JUNE😝😜

 

sanju – aaj to FACEBOOK ne bacha liya 

rahul – kese??? kya hua ??

sanju – aaj biwi ka birthday tha 😝😜

 

damat aapni saas se – aap ki beti mai koi dhang ki baat nhi hai 

sas – han , beta malhum hai tabhi to koi dhang ka ladka nhi mila 😝😜😁😬😝😜

 

dukandar – batayea janab kya chahea ??? 

aape hone wale biwi ke kutta ke lea CAKE chahea 

dukandar – yanhi khaogi ya pack kar dun ….😁😬😝😜

 

jis tarah BANK roj naye naye charg laga reh hai , wo din dur nhi …

jab aapne bank ke samne niklenge aur aap ka FACE CCTV  mai aagya 

to aapke khate se rs101 mun dikhai ke kat liye jayenge 😁😬😝😜

 

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pappu ne kal aapni choti si masum bhatiji se uchha 

batao billi puch kyun hilati hai ?????

bhatiji – kyunki puch uski hai wo jo marji kare 😁😬😝😜

 

tusion master – gadhe tune home work kyun nhi kiya ???

pappu – jara tammij se baaat kijea SIR , customer se ese baat nhi karte hai 

pappu ki to pitai honi hi thi ….😁😬😝😜 

 

mantu – waiter , esi chai pilao jise peekar man jhum uthe aur badan nachne lage 

waiter – SIR hamare yanha vainsh ka dudh aatahai nagin ka nhi 😁😬😝😜

 

sanju – pandit ji ,  kisi sundar ladki ke haath pane ke liye kya karu 

pandit ji – kisi mall ke bahar mehendi lagane ka kaam shuru kar  de 😁😬😝😜 

 

pappu – aaj mai sabji wala se 5 rupees mai 3 piaj leke aaya hun 

rahul – kese ???

pappu – sabji  wale ne 5 rupees me 1 hi piaj di thi …..

ek mai thele se utha ka bhag geya aur dusri usne fenk kar mara 😁😬😝😜

 

baburao – a raju aaj mere kutti ne anda diya..

raju – ye kutti kabse anda dene lagi …

baburao – ye baburao ka style hai re baba ….

aapni murgi ka naam kutti rakha hai 

 

ek conjoos apne bete ko pit raha tha …

padosi – q pit reh hai bachhe ko …?

baniya – mai ne isko kaha 1-1 sidhi chadh , chappal kam ghisegi …..!

nalayak 2-2 sidhi chadha pajama fad liya …..😁😬😝😜

 

subah ek mahila phal wala se english mai phal mang rahi thi ye bol kar 

“GIVEE ME SOME DESTROYED HUSBAND”

ek ghanta laga ye samjh ne ki wo NASHPATI mang rahi thi …..😁😬😝😜

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INDIA mai jitne bhi gadi ke pichhe likha hai -“BURI NAZAR WALE TERA MUN KALA “

aap yekin mano ager hakikat mai esa hota to……

ab humara desh WESTINDIES ban chuka hota 

 

employee – hello boss mujhe terorist ne pakad liya 

dono hath katdiya , ankh phod diya , kidnee nikal di 

boss – dekh lo …ho sake to aajana , aaj AUDIT hai 😁😂😁

 

ek engeneering student chaat par khada tha …

tabhi ek padosi – to beta ab aage kya socha hai ?

student – baas uncle tanki bharte hi motor band kar dunga ,…😁😂😁

 

bibah kya hai ????

bibah ek esa gathbandhan hai jisme 2 log mil kar 

un samasya ko suljhane ka jiwan bhar prayash karte hai jo pehle kabhi thi hi nhi 😁😂😁

 

jis tarah maggi ki janch hui thi usi tarah 

FAIR & LOVELY ki bhi janch honi chahea ….

sala 6 hapte ginte ginte collage ke jamane ki sath ki ladkiya bal bachhe wali ho geyi 

per sala nikhar nhi aaya 

 

best funny shayari in hindi

 

kamyab to bachhe BORNVITTA se 

purush RAJNIGAANDHA se 

mahilaye FAIR & LOVELY se hote hai …..

baki degree-wigree to sab mohmaya hai 😁😂😁

 

munna bhai ke ghar ladki hui 

sarkit – bhai ab to maholle ke sare ladke isko line marenge …..

munna – tu fikar mat kar re , aapun iska naam DIDI rakhenge😁😂😁

 

kutta – kal mera malik ne raat ke 2.30 baje chor pakda 

dusra kutta – tu kanha tha 

pehla kutta – kutta hun , insan nhi jo sari raat NET chalata rahun …..

mai to aaram se so raha tha 😁😂😁

 

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